Premise outline:
I.Man breeds bunny
a. his credit continues as he places a male and female together to mate (interesting breeding technique)
II. Bunny wins show(?)
III.Man gets shiney metal
IV. Puts shiney metal on bunny
V. Takes shiney metal off bunny and realizes he deserves it more
VI. Man looks at bunny and says mmm tastey plump morsel
a. ::man salivates::
VII. Man is so freaking thrilled that bunny won him shiney metal object he decides that he should not eat his shiney metal object winning bunny
VIII. Man spares bunny from pot, lets bunny bask in the glory of the shiney metal object
Lesson: Insert the word [child] whereever bunny is and only spare them if they win shiney metal objects
Moral: Kids who dont win should be eaten
For further information please consult: 'A Modest Proposal'-Jonathan Swift
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