Friday, February 10, 2006

This just in...Columbus just pseudonym for lots of people i.e. Shakespeare

Extra! Extra!


What is this thing we call Earth? How much can we really trust that we are in fact, circling the sun? Why can't the sun revolve around the Earth? It's always about Earth. Earth, Earth, Earth (earth is the new jan brady)

Regardless of Earth's superego maybe you too can earn quick cash, easy money, free free free. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! (No this does not involve any Monster trucks)

It appears as though some wacky religious group, which one you say, does it matter? has decided that they will hand over $1K to anyone who can truly prove the earth does indeed revolve around the sun.

Much like pre-earth-is- round days,
we were all a bit skeptical. How the bloody hell is someone supposed to prove to these people that the Earth does what we say it does? How can we be really sure that the earth's rotation around the sun wasn't simply a theatrical performance held at Area 51? Who are these scientists anyway? Big question here ---> What else should they be questioning about their beliefs????? (no brainer)


Who is this guy ^ and is that a
velvet painting?


Lesson: Time flies when you're sailing off a flat earth

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