You might say, what is this giant V perfectly centered on the Earth? Is that some kind of new singing group based loosely on the remnants of the hand-holding of 'We are the World'? No! It is the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
That's right kids, keep your legs closed, you johnson in your pocket, and your ovaries tied in knots. Said organization which is more of a movement as so prominently differentiated on its website, is organized (I'm guessing it's not hard to see how the origin of organized came about) to keep people from breeding.
Now don't freak out because you fear that there might be an upheaval up no-breeding-mofos and that the population will die out, this is absurd. There are just too many people already, and until we have made sure that everyone is being fed and as soon as developed countries start caring about developing countries (a term given by developed countries to third world countries to make it seem as though change is occurring) then we can start the breed machine back up again. Until then...let's just give our little bodies a rest, stop popping out things, and stop breeding.
Time to hold hands and envision a world where we are a little less crowded
Thank you for not breeding!
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